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You bring the toys and I'll bring the Corgi, it's time for the weekly dog-human orgy

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- June 12, 2019
As I wither, and wilt with my increasing age, my once sensuous body has become a decrepit cage

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 11, 2019
Artistic types are out creating, but I'm just sitting here masturbating.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 11, 2019
Welcome one, welcome all, to witness this: society's downfall.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 11, 2019
I'm the host with the most, & my guests are the best. It's about to go down, so get ready to clown!

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- June 11, 2019
I am rubber & you are glue, everything mean you say is overshadowed by the daily struggles we face due to our anatomical abnormalities.

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- June 9, 2019
Gather round children and I'll tell you a tale, of a dated franchise reboot that's all-female

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
Call me a cannibal, call me a sinner, just don't call me late for dinner

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
"Do you come here often?" I asked the nice lady. I was undeterred, though she had pepper-sprayed me.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
There was a clap of thunder, a great big boom, that made my bowels surrender, as dookie filled the room.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
You might be right. I'm not astute. I mistook the policeman for a prostitute.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
I like my dog, but how can I trust him? He knows too much, he's seen me nut-bustin

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
Cum quickly, cum alone, that's how I cum, whenever I bone

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
"Thanks for the invite!" beamed the lonely boy. His life would be different. He fell for their ploy.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
I'm finally over her, now that we parted. After the break up, I just farted & farted.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
She wanted friendship, though I wanted more. I'll try to stay civil with that dumb fat whore.

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
When I was young, & a loner, I played for hours with my boner

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
I agree, she is no beauty, but even so, I'd hit that booty

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
Milk me nimble, milk me quick, milk me from my throbbing dick

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
Goodnight moon, and goodnight cloud, goodnight parents, fucking hard, & fucking loud

LooseCheeksGasLeaks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- June 9, 2019
Lock up your daughters, lock up your son, I'm feeling frisky, and I've got a gun!

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- June 9, 2019

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You bring the toys and I'll bring the Corgi, it's time for the weekly dog-human orgy

As I wither, and wilt with my increasing age, my once sensuous body has become a decrepit cage

Artistic types are out creating, but I'm just sitting here masturbating.

Welcome one, welcome all, to witness this: society's downfall.

I'm the host with the most, & my guests are the best. It's about to go down, so get ready to clown!

I am rubber & you are glue, everything mean you say is overshadowed by the daily struggles we face due to our anatomical abnormalities.

Gather round children and I'll tell you a tale, of a dated franchise reboot that's all-female

Call me a cannibal, call me a sinner, just don't call me late for dinner

"Do you come here often?" I asked the nice lady. I was undeterred, though she had pepper-sprayed me.

There was a clap of thunder, a great big boom, that made my bowels surrender, as dookie filled the room.

You might be right. I'm not astute. I mistook the policeman for a prostitute.

I like my dog, but how can I trust him? He knows too much, he's seen me nut-bustin

Cum quickly, cum alone, that's how I cum, whenever I bone

"Thanks for the invite!" beamed the lonely boy. His life would be different. He fell for their ploy.

I'm finally over her, now that we parted. After the break up, I just farted & farted.

She wanted friendship, though I wanted more. I'll try to stay civil with that dumb fat whore.

When I was young, & a loner, I played for hours with my boner

I agree, she is no beauty, but even so, I'd hit that booty

Milk me nimble, milk me quick, milk me from my throbbing dick

Goodnight moon, and goodnight cloud, goodnight parents, fucking hard, & fucking loud

Lock up your daughters, lock up your son, I'm feeling frisky, and I've got a gun!

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