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CriterionCollectionfan1947

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  1. I could be your everything, but my wittle bitty tummy hurts!
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    Who the fuck ate Gilbert Grape?!

    Who the fuck ate Gilbert Grape?!
  3. Snap, Crackle, Papi I’m bustin’
  4. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got field mice, hun
  5. Oh quit your fake whining about family game night. I know for a fact one of you has been googling “family taboo”.
  6. Live, laugh, love, and repent for your sins before you’re condemned to an eternity of hellfire.
  7. I’m gonna snort like a widdle bitty piggy as my dying act if anyone was curious.
  8. Mama Mia! Ah pizzeria! / Stick a fork in me if you have murderous tendencies.
  9. Splish-splash, dip my toes in poison/ Start up the Tahoe, and let’s get the boys in.
  10. If you are what you eat, then I guess I’d be my brother’s practice prophylactics.
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