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Caroline Parry

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  1. first and foremost, id like to mourn my burst foreskin with a toast... “l’chaim!”
  2. with the sensuous stroke of a moisturized hand, i bring goodness and pleasure to all of the land
  3. its big, its dank, its getting riper- theres a pig in this blanket, so change my diaper!
  4. hey mele kaliki macarena!
  5. mommy wanted umami, so baby and daddy added msg to a hamburger paddy
  6. a familiar smell, easily deciphered: its the ripe old scent of grandpop’s diaper
  7. mamma mia! pappa pia! grandma had a teeny tiny diarrhea!
  8. if eating food is wrong, i dont want to be right
  9. relax, be cool, its just grandma having a loose stool in the swimming pool
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