littlekatiefoofoo

My first submission. I think it's an indie-ass masterpiece thank you and thank you.

This one isn’t a joke.

OH what a shame—not enough cream for too many jeans.

The Hook brings you back, I ain’t telling you no lie. The Hook brings you back, and don’t you DARE fucking CRY.

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed, none fell off because they’re GOOD AT THEIR JOBS.

Comedy Bang Bang, Comedy Bing Bong, I don’t give a ding dang because I have a big schlong

Did you know Oreos are VEGAN?

“Peepee” and “poopoo” are VERY funny words.

Haven’t a doubt, yes, it’s sure enough: Closing The Bag will always be tough.

I’m a very special boy, Yes, I am Mommy’s favorite! Every time I want a toy I simply need to say it: ”PWETTY PWEAAASE?”

Puddington, Paddington, Piddlety posh, Puncture the lungs So they’ll sink ‘neath the top.

A Poddingcast perfect for one and for all; Beware of your treasures lest I steal them all!

Higgledy piggledy, gristle and guts, I can’t stop killin’, I love it too much!