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Ask a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer but ask for Tiny Dancer and you’ll get a Tony Danza

I hate to see you go but love to watch you pee.

Cheers to 12 years of CBB and here’s to 12 years more. We raise a toast to all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs. 12 years has gone by so fast when surrounded by so much talent. And best of all, we’re finally to old to get fucked by Woody Allen.

To quote the late, great Maya Angelou, “hi, I’m Maya Angelou.”

From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

I can catch a cold and I can catch a ball but I can’t catch a phrase that sticks at all

From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

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Get outta my dreams, get into MAH BELLY!

Is your mom the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally? Cuz she’s a real super spreader.

What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

We’re gonna raw-gie doggie this auggie doggie and make my loggy doggy soggy, mommy.

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Who can make a Tik Tok dance with the Tick Tock Man? Scotty Auk can but can not dance.

If you can’t stand the feet, get out of the foot fetish forum.