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    Ask a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer but ask for Tiny Dancer and you’ll get a Tony Danza

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I hate to see you go but love to watch you pee.

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    Cheers to 12 years of CBB and here’s to 12 years more. We raise a toast to all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs. 12 years has gone by so fast when surrounded by so much talent. And best of all, we’re finally to old to get fucked by Woody Allen

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    To quote the late, great Maya Angelou, “hi, I’m Maya Angelou.”

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I can catch a cold and I can catch a ball but I can’t catch a phrase that sticks at all

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    From time connoisseurs to satanic masseurs to the cast of the latest shows of Mike Schurr’s, we welcome all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Join Christian Mingle today and get you psalm.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Get outta my dreams, get into MAH BELLY!

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    Is your mom the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally? Cuz she’s a real super spreader.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We’re gonna raw-gie doggie this auggie doggie and make my loggy doggy soggy, mommy.

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    We are in the throes of Auggie Doggy, and boy are my shorts soggy doggy.

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    Who can make a Tik Tok dance with the Tick Tock Man? Scotty Auk can but can not dance.

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    If you can’t stand the feet, get out of the foot fetish forum.

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    What happens in a Zoom meeting, stays...on the company server and is promptly forwarded to HR.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Double double toilet paper trouble. I got nothing to wipe when my booty doth bubble.

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    You can pick you clothes, you can pick your nose, but during quarantine, stay away from your bros and ho’s.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like my women like I like my coffee. Bitter, dark, and giving me explosive diarrhea.

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    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Rodney Waber still can’t properly pronounce the word publicity.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here’s to nights you won’t remember with friends you won’t remember cuz you have Alzheimer’s, Scott.

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    It thrusts it fists whilst tied to posts and still insists it pegs this host.

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    If You Don’t Stand for Something, You’re Probably In A Wheelchair.

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    My name is Paul and I tickle, but this isn’t a Paul-I-tickle (political) podcast.

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    Boogers can’t be choosers. They’re the losers when fingers choosers.

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