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If life gives you lemons, please don't have a lemon party.
HachiMachiTamagotchi posted a topic in
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March 8, 2021
At the farm, banged a Jolly Rancher named "Randy". Coated in his juices, now I smell like sex and candy.
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March 6, 2021
"Chicky-cherry-cola?" More like, "chicky-wicky-choke-on-deez-beef-acorns".
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March 5, 2021
Kick me, rub my face in dirt. That's what makes me squirt, squirt, squirt!
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March 5, 2021
I know I have a sweet tooth, but I wish you wouldn't lick it.
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I know I have a sweet tooth, but I wish you wouldn't lick it.
March 2, 2021
Which robin am I nobbin'? It's the early bird who gets it.
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Which robin am I nobbin'? It's the early bird who gets it.
March 2, 2021
English muffin moms and grannies: let us spread your nooks and crannies.
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English muffin moms and grannies: let us spread your nooks and crannies.
September 1, 2019
A baby, carrot, in my shorts. A baby, rabbit, came to court. Had himself a pleasant nibble - now when I pee I mostly dribble.
HachiMachiTamagotchi posted a topic in
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A baby, carrot, in my shorts. A baby, rabbit, came to court. Had himself a pleasant nibble - now when I pee I mostly dribble.
September 1, 2019
Itchy scrote, itchy balls - there's dandruff in my overalls!
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Itchy scrote, itchy balls - there's dandruff in my overalls!
September 1, 2019
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