Toast Bologn

I showed my uncle how to follow the Grateful Dead on Twitter and he openly wept for all the years lost.

Ninja Star Man ain't nothin' nunchuck with.

Grandma's Gram ain't nothin' but smut pics.

Big Foot Man ain't nothin' debunked with.

Super Mario Land ain't nothin' to jump with. Quarantine Man ain't nothin' in touch with.

Lifeguard Stand ain't nothin' to bluff with.

Donald Trump hand ain't nothin' to dunk with.

Joe Lieberman ain't nothin' corrupt with.

Thin Pillow Man ain't nothin' to fluff with.

Ring Fighter Man ain't nothin' to rust with.

Tight Shirt Man ain't nothin' to tuck with. Goose Goose Man ain't nothin' to duck with. Little Bit O' Man ain't nothin' to luck with. Sing Song Man ain't nothin' to... s-stuck with. ... SING SONG MAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STUCK WITH. SING SONG MAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STUCK WITH. OH GOD. SING SONG MAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STUCK WITH. PLEASE HELP. SING SONG MAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO STUCK WITH.

Every morning before I leave for school.

Elderberry was her sugar berry until the marriage eventually soured.

Loft Bed Man ain't nothin' to bunk with Loft Bed Man ain't nothin' to bunk with

Fly me to the moon and let me backside 180 heelflip into a fakie the moon landing.

Glad you could make it to our Puppy Bowl party. If you're looking for the remote, it's buried somewhere in the backyard.

When one door closes another door opens. It's something we've been meaning to fix.

Nevermind. I googled the joke and found a worse version on reddit.

The people are clearing because it's nearing interfering how Ian Ziering is leering as I'm chemical engineering, and if he does what I'm fearing we'll ALL be disappearing!