I spy with my little eye two big ol cheeks to clap.

[I spy with my little eye two big ol cheeks to clap.]

I spy with my little eye two big ol cheeks to clap. 

[A skank, a skunk, a monk, a mink: something smells monosyllabic]

A skank, a skunk, a monk, a mink: something smells monosyllabic 

[My friends call me Zatarain's but you can call me Zaddy]

My friends call me Zatarain's but you can call me Zaddy

[When I tug my left ear, I'm thinking of Paul]

When I tug my left ear, I'm thinking of Paul 

[Doctor, doctor give me the news. I've got a bad case of gonorrhea.]

Doctor, doctor give me the news. I've got a bad case of gonorrhea. 

[SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob wears pants to water his underwater houseplants in the big pineapple in the sky.]

Rip Stephen Hillenburg

[According to Marx, we must seize the means of production. According to sharks, chompa chompa chomp chomp.]

According to Marx, we must seize the means of production. According to sharks, chompa chompa chomp chomp. 

[John Paul the first-y, more like Paul F. the thirsty. Some times, you just gotta nut.]

John Paul the first-y, more like Paul F. the thirsty. Some times, you just gotta nut. 

[Partners in crime get 25 to life. Welcome to Comedy Chain Gang.]

Partners in crime get 25 to life. Welcome to Comedy Chain Gang

[Splish splash, I'm taking a bath. It's hard to make money without a TV show.]

Splish splash, I'm taking a bath. It's hard to make money without a TV show.