Philmccrackn

Cursing like sailors, laughing like brigands, Hoisting the mainsail up on the rigging! Well I guess that's why they search for doubloons

If something is as something does then my penis is a communist since it has failed every time it was tried

A hand in the bush is a triple bogie in golf but it’s an albatross in the sheets

Woof, this bark is rough.

Werther’s Original, there’s a grandparent

If you need directions to this podcast, it's right up my alley.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.