Tephew Nodd

That smell is my ass.

It goes like this: The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift. I'm a big 'ol dumb-dumb with a smelly butt.

But your Honor, if I'd known the slogan was legally binding, then I'd never have hooked up with her in the olive garden bathroom.

Pardon me my good sir, a bother to you I wish not to be. But I believe I have a bunch of crusty shit in my ass, and I need to learn how to wipe.

Roses are not red, violets are not blue. I'm a stupid dumb-dumb with a stinky butt.