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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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- July 25, 2021
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Come to Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

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- July 25, 2021
Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where everyone goes around and speaks their funny little truths.

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- June 3, 2021
Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer

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Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty audio engineer
- June 1, 2021
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Three strikes is an out, and four balls a walk; deep in the hen house, you find the best cocks.

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I disagree with your premise. How's a guy with four balls supposed to walk?
- June 1, 2021
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Then sigh not so, but let them go,/And be you blithe and bonny,/Converting all your sounds of woe/Into hey nonny, nongman.

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Sorry if this has been posted before.
- April 24, 2021
"High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".

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- March 20, 2021
Do people who call it "Mickey D's" think it's really called "Mick Donald's"?

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- February 11, 2021
Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...

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- February 11, 2021
I wanted to adopt a corgi, but who wants to get into a custody battle with the queen?

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- February 11, 2021
I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

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- February 9, 2021
That's for me to know and you to not know. Attorney client privilege.

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- January 9, 2021
I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

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- January 9, 2021
My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..

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- July 22, 2020
Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty

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- June 7, 2020
There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

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- April 4, 2020
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There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

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Rule book, stupid penne of crap autocorrect.
- April 4, 2020
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I / grabbed her by the pussy

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- March 17, 2020
Light sabers save labor, but my blaster is faster.

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- February 17, 2020

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.

Come to Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where everyone goes around and speaks their funny little truths.

Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer

Three strikes is an out, and four balls a walk; deep in the hen house, you find the best cocks.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,/And be you blithe and bonny,/Converting all your sounds of woe/Into hey nonny, nongman.

"High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".

Do people who call it "Mickey D's" think it's really called "Mick Donald's"?

Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...

I wanted to adopt a corgi, but who wants to get into a custody battle with the queen?

I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

That's for me to know and you to not know. Attorney client privilege.

I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..

Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty

There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I / grabbed her by the pussy

Light sabers save labor, but my blaster is faster.

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