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    Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.

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    Come to Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!

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    Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where everyone goes around and speaks their funny little truths.

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    Then sigh not so, but let them go,/And be you blithe and bonny,/Converting all your sounds of woe/Into hey nonny, nongman.

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    "High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".

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    Do people who call it "Mickey D's" think it's really called "Mick Donald's"?

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    Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...

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    I wanted to adopt a corgi, but who wants to get into a custody battle with the queen?

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    I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

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    That's for me to know and you to not know. Attorney client privilege.

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    I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.

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    My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..

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    Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty

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    There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

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    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I / grabbed her by the pussy

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    Light sabers save labor, but my blaster is faster.

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