Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.

[Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered 6 offender.]

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[Come to Regina, the city that rhymes with fun!]

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[Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where everyone goes around and speaks their funny little truths.]

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[Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer]

Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty audio engineer

[Three strikes is an out, and four balls a walk; deep in the hen house, you find the best cocks.]

I disagree with your premise. How's a guy with four balls supposed to walk?

[Then sigh not so, but let them go,/And be you blithe and bonny,/Converting all your sounds of woe/Into hey nonny, nongman.]

Sorry if this has been posted before.

["High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".]

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[Do people who call it "Mickey D's" think it's really called "Mick Donald's"?]

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[Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...]

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[I wanted to adopt a corgi, but who wants to get into a custody battle with the queen?]

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[I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.]

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[That's for me to know and you to not know. Attorney client privilege.]

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[I missed the annual meeting of the solipsist society and now I'm very worried.]

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[My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..]

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[Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty]

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[There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.]

Rule book, stupid penne of crap autocorrect.

[There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.]

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[Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I / grabbed her by the pussy]

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[Light sabers save labor, but my blaster is faster.]

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