Put a little more monkey in that meat!

[Put a little more monkey in that meat!]

Put a little more monkey in that meat!

[Catch phrase]

My boobs droop as my poop shoots, for the teenage soul. 

[Catch phrase]

My t.v. may be stolen, but at least my colon is swollen. 

[Your crispy towels don't stand a chance against my slippery bowels]

Up what, dog hot?

[Catch phrase]

Up what, dog hot?

[Catch phrase submission]

Please be kind, mr. Frankenstien, I'm trying to retrieve your porcupine from my sore behind.