Paul Blart, Mall CEO

Cosmonauts go to space, astronauts go to the moon, but deez nauts go in ya mouth, bitch!

‘Any hole’s a goal’ is great for the bedroom, but terrible advice for playing whack-a-mole at a professional level

Alternatively: Quit your smirkin' and slap my merkin!

I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she is serving 5 years in a correctional facility after a brutal attempt to violently remove my gold fillings.