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Tumescent Stepdad

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  1. Tumescent Stepdad
    Yonder lies, my wife and her soiled thighs. Wet spot.
  2. Tumescent Stepdad
    Yonder lies my wife’s soiled thighs. Wet spot.
  3. Tumescent Stepdad
    Bring me your humpy dumpy, you Dumpty dumb fuck.
  4. Tumescent Stepdad
    Sloppy sister kisses at Thanksgiving makes other brother boners at Christmas.
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    Those silly sippers. Licking lips and killing livers.
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    Sally sells sea shells, down by the pee smells.
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