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When will Damon Wayans weigh in on the way into Marlon Wayans' icy cold heart?

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A bush in the bird is worth bird in the two.

Granted, isolation from the plague has given me a nasty case of Sleepy Dumb, but I just laughed so hard at this that it startled my roommate, thank you.

Welcome to Off Book the Improvised Musical Podcast with Zach and Jess! That one's Zach Reino, that one's Jessica McKenna.

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Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball, however the rules clearly state that only students with a GPA above 2.0 may play for this middle school team and your dog does not qualify by those metrics, please remove him from the court.

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