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AuntFlovid19

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  1. AuntFlovid19
    Scoliosis is when you have a crooked spine. Michael Imperioliosis is when you're crooked AND spineless.
  2. AuntFlovid19
    They say easy come, easy go -- but I've never been able to successfully masturbate and poop at the same time
  3. AuntFlovid19
    Don't count your chickens before they hatch, or you might get hungry seeing all those delicious chickens you've counted.
  4. AuntFlovid19
    The Only Tick Talk Kids Need Is a Frank Discussion About Lyme Disease
  5. AuntFlovid19
    Legend of Bagger Vance? I Hardly Legend of Know 'er Vance!
  6. AuntFlovid19
    Thanks J! I'm new around here as of yesterday, but I got a good laugh out of "lichen sub scribes".
  7. AuntFlovid19
    Peek Freans or Freak Peens, one away or another daddy's gonna eat
  8. AuntFlovid19
    Everybody goes on about how bad Jack the Ripper was, but no one ever talks about the parents, Mr. and Mrs. The Ripper
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