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    See you later, alligator! In a winkle, tinkle dinkle!
  2. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Don't roll the dice on sharing my hat, cuz I have lice and you don't want that
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    What's up Ninja Turtle?

    b.u.t.t.cheeks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    What's up Ninja Turtle?
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    Mayo is the lube of the sandwich
  5. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe, thanks for cumming to my show.
  6. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, buckle my door. Five, six, hey I don't think I know what buckles are for.
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    I'm a little teapot short and stout. My handle's swollen, I think it's gout.
  8. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    If you're happy and you know it cream your shorts.
  9. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    If 2020 was a font, it would be Unprecedented Times New Roman
  10. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Isn't it strange that the A-hole and the B-hole are the same hole? Think about it.
  11. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Frankly, my dear, I'm allergic to clam.
  12. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Milk, milk, lemonade, tear the pope like bald Sinéad.
  13. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Girls just wanna have fun; sharks just wanna have chum.
  14. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    A horse walks into a bar and is therefore disqualified from the horse jumping contest.
  15. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    The sun is out and by out I mean extinguished.
  16. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    Dress for the job you want, not the job you don't have anymore.
  17. b.u.t.t.cheeks

    Loose stool stinks ships

    b.u.t.t.cheeks posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Loose stool stinks ships
  18. b.u.t.t.cheeks
    I touchscreen every day, but it never touches back.
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    Having a party for national orgasm day. Who's coming?
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