Do you think General Dick Pain ever went to the doctor with general dick pain and when the doctor brought him into his office and asked "What seems to be the problem?" General Dick Pain motioned to his general dick pain to indicate general dick pain, and the doctor took that to mean that General Dick Pain wanted a wiener blast and because this was General Dick Pain after all, the doctor felt compelled to give him a wiener blast, thus unwittingly but effectively ending General Dick Pain's general dick pain?
All of this leads me to my main point here and that is - blowjob is such a vulgar term. Why not switch it up every once in a while with wiener blast?
Also, the doctor was a...man?!
Also, I recognize now that this has probably never happened, but I wish it did.
- PFC Peter Hurt
