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Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.

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  1. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.

    So long and thanks for the mammaries.

    So long and thanks for the mammaries.
  2. Well, butter my biscuit and call me Ishmael, I would like to try Wendy's new breakfast menu at sea.
  3. Wow, do the royal family really exclusively drink RC Cola? Even Baby Archie?
  4. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe She Always Had That Tail
  5. Its a story as old as time itself. Boy meets girl. Boy has diarrhea running down his thighs. Oh, that was just me?
  6. "Goodnight you Princes of Maine, you Kings of Deeeeeeeeezzzzzz Nuts"
  7. Snitchers get Stitchers, One Hour of Premium for Free with Promo Code MYTINYPENIS
  8. ♬ Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Stanley Tucci ♬
  9. If this Zoom's a Toobin, don't go a nudin'
  10. I'm here to kiss ass and learn names, and I'm all out of other things to say before we start this new position orientation.
  11. If loose lips sink ships, we really need to rethink our boat patchwork strategy.
  12. Spread thighs, full erection, and I still can't lose my virginity.
  13. You Must Buy Your Manhole At Least As Much Pizza As You Buy Your Teenaged Turtles and Other Poems and Observations Humorous and Otherwise from the Life on the Podcast, by Scott Aukerman
  14. Cameron, Russell, and thats it. Two counted Crowes. Was that so hard?
  15. Sir, that's not macaroni salad, that is my divorce docket.
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