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  1. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.

    So long and thanks for the mammaries.

    Acrimony Macaroni, Esq. posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    So long and thanks for the mammaries.
  2. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Well, butter my biscuit and call me Ishmael, I would like to try Wendy's new breakfast menu at sea.
  3. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Wow, do the royal family really exclusively drink RC Cola? Even Baby Archie?
  4. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe She Always Had That Tail
  5. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Its a story as old as time itself. Boy meets girl. Boy has diarrhea running down his thighs. Oh, that was just me?
  6. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    "Goodnight you Princes of Maine, you Kings of Deeeeeeeeezzzzzz Nuts"
  7. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Snitchers get Stitchers, One Hour of Premium for Free with Promo Code MYTINYPENIS
  8. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    ♬ Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Stanley Tucci ♬
  9. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    If this Zoom's a Toobin, don't go a nudin'
  10. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    I'm here to kiss ass and learn names, and I'm all out of other things to say before we start this new position orientation.
  11. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    If loose lips sink ships, we really need to rethink our boat patchwork strategy.
  12. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Spread thighs, full erection, and I still can't lose my virginity.
  13. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    You Must Buy Your Manhole At Least As Much Pizza As You Buy Your Teenaged Turtles and Other Poems and Observations Humorous and Otherwise from the Life on the Podcast, by Scott Aukerman
  14. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Cameron, Russell, and thats it. Two counted Crowes. Was that so hard?
  15. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Sir, that's not macaroni salad, that is my divorce docket.
  16. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    A grisly reboot of Entourage, starring the darkest anti-hero, Turtle!
  17. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    The Curious Case of This Random Hot Dog Car
  18. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    If two wrongs don't make a right, I have been doing my taxes all wrong.
  19. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Walken Talken Gawken, Stalken, & Caulken. Of course that is Macaulay m'dear boy.
  20. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    Donging it, and donging it, and donging it well.
  21. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    London Bridge Is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down. Starring Gerard Butler.
  22. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.

    Some Richard Kind of Mr. Wonderful

    Acrimony Macaroni, Esq. posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Some Richard Kind of Mr. Wonderful
  23. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.
    'The Last Dance' is the most blatant case of false advertising since 'The Never-Ending Story'
  24. Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.

    Comedy Bang Bang: America's SponCon

    Acrimony Macaroni, Esq. posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Comedy Bang Bang: America's SponCon
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