Bruce the Hygienic Fart
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You know that thing that blossomed out my nipple hole? Not a fungus, but it is part cabbage. So that's good.
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You know that thing that blossomed out my nipple hole? Not a fungus, but it is part cabbage. So that's good. -
A barrel filled with ranch dressing and shaved possum, thankyouverymuch.
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A barrel filled with ranch dressing and shaved possum, thankyouverymuch. -
Ain’t nothin’ like crammin’ some Texas toast up the ol’ keister hole till the missus arrives.
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Ain’t nothin’ like crammin’ some Texas toast up the ol’ keister hole till the missus arrives. -
Tooty Toot Butt Train was my best friend until Rudolph ate him. Happy Halloween!
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Tooty Toot Butt Train was my best friend until Rudolph ate him. Happy Halloween! -
Both are true: 1. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were part of the greatest rodent rock band of all time.  2. The manager/producer of Alvin and the Chipmunks drowned many, many chipmunks in a bucket when their voices "aged out" of the act.
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Both are true: 1. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were part of the greatest rodent rock band of all time. 2. The manager/producer of Alvin and the Chipmunks drowned many, many chipmunks in a bucket when their voices "aged out" of the act. -
Grandma, you may have died in the meth den fire, but we’re still gonna freebase the green bean casserole and panty raid the bingo hall.
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Grandma, you may have died in the meth den fire, but we’re still gonna freebase the green bean casserole and panty raid the bingo hall. -
Thou shan't shit thy shants.
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“It was Mario with a wrench in the castle,” said Toadstool PI. “Luigi linguine spattered the walls and Yoshi was rotten and chopped up like week-old sashimi. Princess says he was hopped up on star power. All for a brick of 10 gold coins. Senseless.”
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“It was Mario with a wrench in the castle,” said Toadstool PI. “Luigi linguine spattered the walls and Yoshi was rotten and chopped up like week-old sashimi. Princess says he was hopped up on star power. All for a brick of 10 gold coins. Senseless.” -
There’s multiple pubic hairs in this broccoli!
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There’s multiple pubic hairs in this broccoli! -
Keep the bidet, Mr Fancypants. I got a half-trained hermit crab who hasn’t eaten in days.
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Keep the bidet, Mr Fancypants. I got a half-trained hermit crab who hasn’t eaten in days. -
If the ratio of eyes to dicks holds true across all species, cyclops must’ve only had half a dick which is probably why they died out.
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If the ratio of eyes to dicks holds true across all species, cyclops must’ve only had half a dick which is probably why they died out. -
The war-weary mallard always warned the young hoplites to beware the minotaur at the center of all duck vagina.
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The war-weary mallard always warned the young hoplites to beware the minotaur at the center of all duck vagina. -
The testes test made Messi a little testy, while testing his testes after the test made him a little messy.
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The testes test made Messi a little testy, while testing his testes after the test made him a little messy. -
America's real-life 'Citizen Kane,' William Randolph Hearst, called his dick Rosebud.
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America's real-life 'Citizen Kane,' William Randolph Hearst, called his dick Rosebud. -
Mini-hands and mini-dicks with many hands and many dicks? I'm a tiny octopus with eight hands and a lot of dicks!
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Mini-hands and mini-dicks with many hands and many dicks? I'm a tiny octopus with eight hands and a lot of dicks! -
Oui! Lobster tart with a French autarch? Stinky farts from a Bonaparte.
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Oui! Lobster tart with a French autarch? Stinky farts from a Bonaparte. -
My name's Henry McCarty IV, but my friends call me Billy the Kid's Kid's Kid's Kid
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My name's Henry McCarty IV, but my friends call me Billy the Kid's Kid's Kid's Kid -
Howdy Doody's a little tooty; Buffalo Bob must be talking out his booty.
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Howdy Doody's a little tooty; Buffalo Bob must be talking out his booty. -
Never feed an aroused elk until after it finishes in the glovebox.
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Never feed aroused elk until after it finishes in the glovebox. -
May all you ass-less chaps out there one day, finally, get that donkey and ride free through the pastures of your English homeland.
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May all you assless chaps out there one day, finally, get that donkey and ride free through the pastures of your English homeland. -
Every morning I wake up believing today's the day I find my third nipple.
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Every morning I wake up believing today's the day I find my third nipple.