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  1. MisterOriginality
    The first rule of Trite Club is: We always talk about Trite Club
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    Stay ahead of the curve. Stand in front of slides.
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    Highway to the Danger Zone closed June to September, 1 AM to 4 AM. USE ALT. ROUTES!
  4. MisterOriginality
    Who’d go cruisin’ for a bruisin’ when you could be prancin’ for Ted Danson?
  5. MisterOriginality
    A wise man once said: “the best defense is a good offense.” And then he conked me on the noggin.
  6. MisterOriginality

    Make thumb love not thumb war.

    MisterOriginality posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Make thumb love not thumb war.
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    Misery loves Company and Carrie loves Sweeney Todd.
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    Ya gonna like the way ya shook, I Karen tea it.
  9. MisterOriginality
    Always be prepared. Travel with the “Best of Cher” and always be prepared.
  10. MisterOriginality
    Don’t be a stick in the mud, be a log in a bog.
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    It was Colonel Mustard in the library with his terrible terrible words.
  12. MisterOriginality
    Stunk between a skunk and a fart place.
  13. MisterOriginality
    Do not cast your squirrels before pine, they’ll go nuts.
  14. MisterOriginality
    Bikers must yield to walkers. Walkers must yield to horseback riders. Paper covers rock. You sunk my battleship.
  15. MisterOriginality
    Well, that’s none of your beeswax. If it were, then it would be with your bees in your beehive, buddy.
  16. MisterOriginality
    Could it be? The secret ingredient is the journey not the destination.
  17. MisterOriginality
    Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a raccoon on my front bumper. Yikes.
  18. MisterOriginality
    From the tallest mountain to the shallowest grave. From the deepest ocean to the smallest puddle of milk.
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    His bark may be worse than his bite, but he is a tree and the biting is still a great concern.
  20. MisterOriginality
    Sea turtles seem like lazy parents. A beach is not a babysitter.
  21. MisterOriginality
    Please, no politics at the dinner table. Save it for the situation room.
  22. MisterOriginality

    Make Star Love. Not Star War.

    MisterOriginality posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Make Star Love. Not Star War.
  23. MisterOriginality
    Don’t go to bed with a frown. Seek immediate vengeance.
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    Donating my body to science-fiction film franchises. JJ Abrams, here I come.
  25. MisterOriginality
    I’m sick of reboots. They gotta get these boots right the first time, man.
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