TylersLittleTrouserSnake

see you taking out the trash, trim the bushes and the grass, watch you on your evening run, house arrest is so much fun

you can lead a horse to water but you can't reasonably assume you can wrestle him to the ground just because your dumb ass thinks he's thirsty

there's no such thing as a broken heart, just a hole to be filled with my broken farts

"no reason boners" slowly go from embarrassing to illegal as you age in those basketball shorts, randall

get your butts ready, the plugs will be here before you know it

see you taking out the trash, trim the bushes and the grass, watch you on your evening run, house arrest is so much fun