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  1. Edward James Almost Famous
    Blood is thicker than water but this wet t-shirt contest has taken a turn for the worse.
  2. Edward James Almost Famous
    The wheels on the bus go lower and lower each year because our education system has no budget for air pressure gauges.
  3. Edward James Almost Famous
    The secret to life is simple: live, laugh, and put $20 of each paycheck into a high-dividend, low-risk blue chip stock for 45 years and then die rich AF. .
  4. Edward James Almost Famous
    Nikola Tesla was a great scientist but nobody talks about how he looked down on his peers Christopher Prius and Ickobod Smartcar.
  5. Edward James Almost Famous
    Country chodes take me home. To a place small and wide.
  6. Edward James Almost Famous
    Every day is a gift. If that gift is a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch.
  7. Edward James Almost Famous
    Creamy, chunky, and organic. Peanut butter or poops? Find out next on This American Life.
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    Gobstoppers candy: Now with 33% less gob.

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  9. Edward James Almost Famous
    Twim twam tweedildee dee. My wife is a whore and a cuckold I be.
  10. Edward James Almost Famous
    The kingdom of heaven is always open. But close that damn window. God isn't made of money and the heart's getting out.
  11. Edward James Almost Famous
    I wish I may. I wish I might. Squeeze a little juice tonight.
  12. Edward James Almost Famous
    Live your life like a bunch of grapes: slimy, squishy, and unappealing.
  13. Edward James Almost Famous
    These boots are made for Walken. Christopher Walken. And he's given me a gold watch as payment.
  14. Edward James Almost Famous
    Doctor, doctor, I've got a case of the blues - and it's located entirely in my balls.
  15. Edward James Almost Famous
    If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain you may be a white girl from Santa Monica's tinder profile.
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