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Penguin_Confit

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  1. Lewd lemons bring out the lusty limes, but Mr. Pomelo just likes to watch.
  2. With grape power comes grape responsibility, and now I'm the treasurer of the winemakers' guild.
  3. A tisket. A tasket. I'll be erect in my casket.
  4. "Shove gorgonzola in my Gorgon hole-a," demanded the lactose-curious Medusa.
  5. The mere meercat mirrored the misogynistic mongoose, thus continuing the cycle of inequality.
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