Curiosity killed the cat and Nasa settled out of court.

[Curiosity killed the cat and Nasa settled out of court.]

Curiosity killed the cat and Nasa settled out of court.

[They say measure twice and cut once, but they still haven’t finished my circumcision.]

They say measure twice and cut once, but they still haven’t finished my circumcision.

[Any eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, while and eye for a thigh makes you finger lickin’ good.]

Any eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, while and eye for a thigh makes you finger lickin’ good.

[Sally sold seashells by the sea shore, while Sarah sold slob nobs by the Jersey Shore.]

Sally sold seashells by the sea shore, while Sarah sold slob nobs by the Jersey Shore.