Christopher Christopherly

Please don't be mean to my drum machine, it has low self-esteem from being kicked out of Ween.

I've come here to chew bubblegum and give handjobs. Now that I've given everyone a handjob, its time to enjoy some Big League Chew.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. I live on the same block as a Fudge Kitchen and their public restroom is the ONLY place I'm comfortable dropping a deuce.