FartMaster420
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My stump. My stump my stump, my stump my stump my stump, my lovely little lumps
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You can pick your dog, you can pick your nose, but good fucking luck getting your finger in a tiny dog nostril
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Ladies and Gentleman, Elvis has left the Sizzler
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I like my women like I like my grandfather; I wanna fuck my grandfather.Â
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TOOOO Sit in Solemn Silence on a Big Black Cock...
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My girlfriend said she loved her new promise ring, and I reminded her not to make jokes during butt-play.Â
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Tinkle, tinkle, (in) a bar, let me out of this cop car.
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My girlfriend calls me BAEblade because I let it rip. Also, I have a knife.
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I Am the Fartmaster
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man how to swim and you feed yourself for a week.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to swim wearing a fish costume and you feed yourself for a week.