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FartMaster420

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  1. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to swim wearing a fish costume and you feed yourself for a week.
  2. My stump. My stump my stump, my stump my stump my stump, my lovely little lumps
  3. You can pick your dog, you can pick your nose, but good fucking luck getting your finger in a tiny dog nostril
  4. Ladies and Gentleman, Elvis has left the Sizzler
  5. I like my women like I like my grandfather; I wanna fuck my grandfather.
  6. TOOOO Sit in Solemn Silence on a Big Black Cock...
  7. My girlfriend said she loved her new promise ring, and I reminded her not to make jokes during butt-play.
  8. Tinkle, tinkle, (in) a bar, let me out of this cop car.
  9. My girlfriend calls me BAEblade because I let it rip. Also, I have a knife.
  10. FartMaster420

    I Am Fartmaster

    I Am the Fartmaster
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