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FartMaster420

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    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to swim wearing a fish costume and you feed yourself for a week.
  2. FartMaster420
    My stump. My stump my stump, my stump my stump my stump, my lovely little lumps
  3. FartMaster420
    You can pick your dog, you can pick your nose, but good fucking luck getting your finger in a tiny dog nostril
  4. FartMaster420
    Ladies and Gentleman, Elvis has left the Sizzler
  5. FartMaster420
    I like my women like I like my grandfather; I wanna fuck my grandfather.
  6. FartMaster420
    TOOOO Sit in Solemn Silence on a Big Black Cock...
  7. FartMaster420
    My girlfriend said she loved her new promise ring, and I reminded her not to make jokes during butt-play.
  8. FartMaster420
    Tinkle, tinkle, (in) a bar, let me out of this cop car.
  9. FartMaster420
    My girlfriend calls me BAEblade because I let it rip. Also, I have a knife.
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    I Am Fartmaster

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    I Am the Fartmaster
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