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Hi I'm Scott, and I'm an alcoholic.

Ouch!

There once was a man with a plan, but he died.

There's nothing more satisfying than looking at your freshly made merkin, woven together from the shower drain depository at the gym.

Get that pan good-n-greased up before the goose roosts, otherwise it's going in your poop chute

Oh really? Where were you on the call sheet?

First on my list of things I would do for a Klondike bar is KILL

Well if it isn't that old floppy assbong from Gretchen's alternate life.

Hi I'm Scott and I'm an alcoholic.