Turkishbath_saltycrack
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More money, more problems. More monogrammed clothes, more sonogrammed hoes
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More money, more problems. More monkeys, more fresh delicious monkey’s milk.
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It’s been about an hour. Time to go pick those kids back up from the pool.
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Quiddiching your snitch, Harry Potter
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I’m not saying you’re a mustache, but you are very hairy, and you’re covering my lips
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Are you a nuclear test? Because I wouldn’t mind seeing you in bikini atoll.
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I am become Death, destroyer of worlds. What are you going to be for Halloween?
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Hearing aids? No thanks! It’s bad enough just having it!
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First Thomas Jefferson, then Netflix’s The Ranch; who’s good name will a Masterson ruin next?
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When you hear a bell ring, a little angel gets his wings. Next, no matter what you do, they’re torn off again to begin anew
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Mittens on kittens and puppies in booties, please don’t come a knockin’ when I’m watching Cuties
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Remember remember, the month of November, when men let their beards grow to somehow fight cancer
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Double, double toil and trouble, I’m nuzzled by my uncle’s stubble
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I put the “sir, I insist” in psoriasis, because I insist on licking that sweet scaly skin
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Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red rocket on pupper means dog cum for supper.
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Wish I may, wish I might, that Microsoft Clippy was a man so I could suck his dick tonight
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Michael, Michael, motorcycle, turn the key, set him free, release him from his agony
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One in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it’s a tush when the poop starts to gush
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Chex Mix and sex pics, Gardettos and stilettos, flaming hot Cheetos and big dicks in speedos, these are the seeds of my dorito libido
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Chex Mix: When you are hungry for stale bread, and you crave the taste of sweat
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Chex Mix and sex pics, Gardettos and stilettos, Flaming Hot Cheetos, and big dicks in speedos, These are the seeds of my dorito libido
