Some say crochet, others say crotch-it. You made a new scarf, but I made a new pocket. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 3, 2020 🤌
What is this, family court? Because it’s time we separate the men from the boys in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 3, 2020
Is that an old cum stain on your sweatpants, or are you just happy to see me? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 24, 2020 🍽🕸🕷
Give me liberty or give me death or give me representative democracy and give me locked-in syndrome. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 24, 2020
Great minds think a like, but the greatest minds think a love in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 24, 2020 🥰
Cool runnings, cool ranch, Kulap’s booty really fills them pants in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 3, 2020
What am I, chopped liver? Where am I, a prostitute’s body in Victorian England? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 28, 2020 🗡 2
I’ll wait for you with bated breath, because I’ll be masturbating into my mouth until I see you. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 18, 2020
Babe in the woods, Babe 2: Pig in the City in the city in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 16, 2020 🕷🕸
Methuselah the biblical patriarch? You had me at Methuse. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 16, 2020
My children complain, they live sheltered life. Now they sleep outside among the dogs! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 15, 2020 🥱🦮
Throw that stupid baby out, anywhere, into the street is fine, I really could care less. But don’t you dare spill a drop of my precious bath water. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 14, 2020
I’m rubber, you’re glue. You’ve always loved horses because they’ll be made into you. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 14, 2020
How do you like them apples, specifically, how do you like them in comparison with them oranges? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 14, 2020
Pfffft, that’s not turkey jerky! It’s just another old woman’s neck! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 14, 2020 🍽
Till the grass, till the seed, Tilda Swinton, WAP indeed in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020
Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Where there’s a Walmart, there’s often also a subway. And when you only have a tiny shred of will to live, there’s always a way your life can get even shittier. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020
Old Santa is clever, and he knows lots of tricks. He pretends stockings are pussies, and presents are dicks in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020
Some like McDreamy, and others McSteamy, but old Doctor Scholes puts the cream on my weenie in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020 🥳honorable mention to doctor Quinn medicine woman
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, grandpa got beheaded by a ski. He sees you’ve all been making war on Christmas. Santa, who will your next victim be? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020 🪓
What would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him is to pick up a spoon and say zoom zoom, but you’re afraid of planes? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020 For you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call life.
Baby, you want it the easy way or the diseasey way? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020
The fire, the sea, the wind, and sound; these four elements prove that the earth isn’t round in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2020 🌪🌬
If you drink my milkshake, there will be blood in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 12, 2020
Say what you want, it was very cool of Bill Burr to also refrain from making any jokes in his rebuttal of Chris Rock’s SNL opening monologue in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 12, 2020 🦲🦱
Some say crochet, others say crotch-it. You made a new scarf, but I made a new pocket.
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