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FedoraTheExplorer

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  1. Pardon the portamento, but all I have are these Mentos I found in a porta-potty.
  2. I didn’t really get Slaughterhouse-Five, but then again I never read the first four.
  3. I don’t care if you’re doing it for Tik Tok, give me back my vacuum and put your pants back on.
  4. I see your snot rocket and raise you an Alabama hot pocket.
  5. Roses are red, violets are blue. For more facts about horticulture, consult your local library.
  6. When I signed up for pee wee football it was my understanding that Paul Reubens would be coaching.
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