MerkinTheWizard
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When life gives you lemons, reference a Beyoncé album.
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Maybe her best album -
I see London! I see France! I see Portugal! I’m looking at a map of Europe!
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Bad at geography -
We ran the numbers, we checked the facts, and according to science you’re a pain in the ass.
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Bio Nye style . -
A hot cooking tip to brown ground meat: simply set up a tray underneath the seat.
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recycle the flavors. -
Just a spoon full of sugar helps the elderly from clowns.
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Lucille Ball was so good in that movie -
The foreign forensic examined my Brexit.
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#Intercultural. -
Comedy Bang Bang is a proud sponsor of National Bobblehead Museum and Hall of Fame in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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I hear you and I agree that the show pushes the boundaries of comedy, as it always has! I mean Geno, right lol? But then again, I always look for elevated jokes that go above. Listen I have no intention of telling you how to express your comedy and I love your catchphrase posts. They’re great and I hope you keep posting/get on the show. -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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I hate your name -
Forty days and forty nights, whenever you drink them will be alright.
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Edward forty hands -
When nature calls, head for the stalls. Empty your bladder and then your balls.
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Definitely too much haha. -
If our friend Flipper tasted like kippers, tartar sauce would be the dipper.
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They call it supper! Supper! Eating a dol-phin -
Some people call me the space cow meat, some call me the flank steak of Mars.
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Low gravity wagu -
That’s one small heynong for man, one giant leap for Man-tzoukas.
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Tzatziki Sauce in Space! -
Waste not, want not, taste not, the coin slot
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Better? Maybe not -
Waste not, want not, taste not, the Auk Scott.
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Loving the best of’s -
Only by coming together will we find true peace, but it’s hard to get the timing right.
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Global orgasm -
If little miss muffet sits on your tuffet, you’ll cream all your curds and whey.
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Humpty Dumpty style -
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, jack jumped into the dildo pit.
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It’s wholesome. -
One in the hand is worth two in the bush. Three in the pink is worth four in the tush.
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Nailed it -
Come to think of it, see to think of it later with my hands.
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Slideshow -
Happy Hanukkah to all the ladies out there, I’m not Jewish but my dick is.
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L’chaim! -
One fish, two fish, slide fish, new fish.
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Slide fish lol -
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably my ducking autocorrect.
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Autooooo