MerkinTheWizard
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I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El
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When it’s raining men: hallelujah. When it’s German men: Borg Flula.
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Rudy, Tooty, Fresh, and Featured in That New Sacha Baron Cohen Film
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They Say Johnny Appleseed Always Cut Holes In Them First
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That's one small schlep for man, and you can get it yourself next time
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The key to finding happiness is to take off the pants first.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably my ducking autocorrect.
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Happy Hanukkah to all the ladies out there, I’m not Jewish but my dick is.
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If you hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too for more than four hours, please consult your local physician.
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Come to think of it, see to think of it later with my hands.
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, jack jumped into the dildo pit.
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If little miss muffet sits on your tuffet, you’ll cream all your curds and whey.
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Only by coming together will we find true peace, but it’s hard to get the timing right.
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That’s one small heynong for man, one giant leap for Man-tzoukas.
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Some people call me the space cow meat, some call me the flank steak of Mars.
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If our friend Flipper tasted like kippers, tartar sauce would be the dipper.
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When nature calls, head for the stalls. Empty your bladder and then your balls.
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Forty days and forty nights, whenever you drink them will be alright.
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Comedy Bang Bang is a proud sponsor of National Bobblehead Museum and Hall of Fame in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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