MerkinTheWizard
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Just a spoon full of sugar helps the elderly from clowns.
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A hot cooking tip to brown ground meat: simply set up a tray underneath the seat.
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We ran the numbers, we checked the facts, and according to science you’re a pain in the ass.
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I see London! I see France! I see Portugal! I’m looking at a map of Europe!
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When life gives you lemons, reference a Beyoncé album.
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Eating is cheating, but if nothing comes out, does it even count?
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Telepathy is my mind power, geni-telepathy is my brain power.
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Ring a ding ding, it’s the Jeffrey Dahmer dinner bell
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The quick young fox jumped over the Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future
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To err is to be human, to care is to be lube-in’.
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I gave her the shirt off my back so she showed me the back of her skirt.
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I wanted to get blown more so I became a breath-a-lyzer.
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Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of sperm emancipation.
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I literally hate it when people use textbook definitions.
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I ran out of tissues and now my sleeves are an issue
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When Moses parted the Red Sea on the side, that’s how you know he was old.
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Its hard to hit a memory pillow when you’re angry because it remembers all your moves
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I built my pet rabbit a hop-stacle course and now he’s in the hop-lympics!
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Oven-baked watermelon is a great snack and a better girlfriend.
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My spider is a septiclops but I only have eyes for you.
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Be, bi, bo, bum. I smell the butt of your English mum.
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Such sweet melodies the nightingale makes, in evening time as they crank the snakes.
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I have a crush on an article of punctuation and I want to accommodate.
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