MerkinTheWizard
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I see London! I see France! I see Portugal! I’m looking at a map of Europe!
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I wanted to get blown more so I became a breath-a-lyzer.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably my ducking autocorrect.
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If little miss muffet sits on your tuffet, you’ll cream all your curds and whey.
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If our friend Flipper tasted like kippers, tartar sauce would be the dipper.
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If you drink enough water on set, every hour is golden.
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If you hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too for more than four hours, please consult your local physician.
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If you hit send, you’ll be a friend, and my bottom half will slightly extend.
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Its hard to hit a memory pillow when you’re angry because it remembers all your moves
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, jack jumped into the dildo pit.
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Just a spoon full of sugar helps the elderly from clowns.
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My back flaps got caught on my snap back and it bruised my knap sack.
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My spider is a septiclops but I only have eyes for you.
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Only by coming together will we find true peace, but it’s hard to get the timing right.
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Oven-baked watermelon is a great snack and a better girlfriend.
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Ring a ding ding, it’s the Jeffrey Dahmer dinner bell
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Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and my how that water got sticky
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Rudy, Tooty, Fresh, and Featured in That New Sacha Baron Cohen Film
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Said Voldemort in cold retort, “that Buckbeak is a fuck freak!”
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So then I said to the mirror, “I don’t have schizophrenia, that guys does!”
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Some people call me the space cow meat, some call me the flank steak of Mars.
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Such sweet melodies the nightingale makes, in evening time as they crank the snakes.
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