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Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses

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  1. Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses

    Make love, not warm pool water

    Make love, not warm pool water
  2. Y-E-A-S-and-T, found out why it hurts to pee
  3. If your wood is stern and holds a lot of seaman, then you might be a poopdeck
  4. Toto, I've got a feeling weren't blessing the rains down in Africa anymore
  5. Welcome to McDonald's: Take a seat and try some meat. Eat it how? Well I don't fucking know. What do I look like, the Hamburgler?
  6. Whats the glove got to do, got to do with it? Once the glove don't fit you must acquit now
  7. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes - Just shit my pants so plug your nose!
  8. Chickity-Check yourself before you Wiggity-Whip out your penis on a Zoom call
  9. I hope people don't mistake my dick for the front door again—Knock on wood
  10. If beeps and boops were pees and poops, then I need to return my Roomba
  11. Don't take it personally—Rather, have a professional take a photo of your fat ugly face
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