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Skytalker

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  1. Skytalker
    Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or-ange you just glad I didn't say banana?
  2. Skytalker
    No thanks, last time I ate peanuts I became a registered sex offender
  3. Skytalker
    One man's ass is another man's treasure
  4. Skytalker
    Now that you mention it... I WILL have a second serving of whoop ass
  5. Skytalker
    Did you know Chuck E Cheese's middle name is "Entertainment"??
  6. Skytalker
    Is that a zucchini in your pocket or are you... Oh it is?
  7. Skytalker
    Bilbo had to go, but Smaug was draggin the conversation on and on
  8. Skytalker
    Scottie paid alottie for that thottie hottie, but she never even saw his penis
  9. Skytalker
    King of the porcelain throne, queen of the crop
  10. Skytalker
    Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but can you stop shoving that pineapple up my ass?
  11. Skytalker
    We gotta make a u-turn, I forgot my kids at the cemetery with Grandma
  12. Skytalker
    Alright I'll leave Chuck E Cheese, just let me get my snake out of the ball pit
  13. Skytalker
    It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time and I've been in a long time ever since
  14. Skytalker
    Baby, I have two words for you: I cannot count
  15. Skytalker
    Witness these quick quips and stick to these thwip thwips
  16. Skytalker
    Me. You. 3 o'clock. Behind the school. Candyland tournament.
  17. Skytalker
    get it while you can, get it while it's hot, the human torch is burning down my house, make him stop
  18. Skytalker
    Do you know how long pcp lasts? Asking for a friend
  19. Skytalker
    Made a bad joke, now I'm in a chain gang I might not know comedy, but I know how to bang bang
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