Sex Lemonade

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse because Grandpa forgot to replace the carbon monoxide detector.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a simple mouse in possession of a delicious cookie must be in want of a glass of milk.

"I'll make you see! I'll make them ALL see!" cackled the overly-optimistic optometrist.