If dogs and cats were mice and rats, we'd have bellies full of mice and rats! Rejoice! Pass the mustard!

[If dogs and cats were mice and rats, we'd have bellies full of mice and rats! Rejoice! Pass the mustard!]

If dogs and cats were mice and rats, we'd have bellies full of mice and rats! Rejoice! Pass the mustard!

[I’ve never faked a death I didn’t like!]

I’ve never faked a death I didn’t like!

[My stallion, Rio, is a valiant friend. His strength is unmatched and his beauty ascends. His steadfast allegiance to our family is true, and that's why Rio will make excellent glue.]

My stallion, Rio, is a valiant friend. His strength is unmatched and his beauty ascends. His steadfast allegiance to our family is true, and that's why Rio will make excellent glue.

[The truth is, no one really expected it to be this slippery.]

The truth is, no one really expected it to be this slippery.

[Three is more than four, if you're a 'less is more' kind of whore.]

Three is more than four, if you're a 'less is more' kind of whore.

[If the juice is worth the squeeze, I'll grab your lemons and drop to my knees.]

If the juice is worth the squeeze, I'll grab your lemons and drop to my knees.

[There are 17,000 people in this world. Are YOU one of them?]

There are 17,000 people in this world. Are YOU one of them?

[In the event of an emergency, call me! *wink*]

In the event of an emergency, call me! *wink*

[You can cross your t's however you want, but never leave an i undotted.]

You can cross your t's however you want, but never leave an i undotted.

[I'm the ancient Roman God, Testiclese. You want to see small balls? Look at these.]

I'm the ancient Roman God, Testiclese. You want to see small balls? Look at these.