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Alf on line 2

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  1. If you're a '95 baby and you like to drive down I-95 at 95 mph you're needed in the household & pets department to assist a customer Jennifer
  2. Quick! Shut the front window, lock the back door, Gather round near and far, old and young, rich or poor, Hot Saucerman’s back! No, not on tour, 2020 didn’t allow such a thing to occur, It’s been quite a while, to be sure, But he’s brought his funny friends and there’s laughter in store, There’ll be no-no’s, and sclusies, and characs galore, So invert that dull frown but don’t ask what for, It’s a Hollywood fact: we’ll soon be saying heynong man, once more.
  3. Alf on line 2

    What, me Wario?

    What, me Wario?
  4. Pippen's on the court, Joplin's on the keys, now Auks is on the boards, so get on your knees
  5. Scott's the name, and making content is the game
  6. Check out that MMILF! (Mon Mothma I'd Like To Fuck)
  7. Ahhh, home sweet… DOME?! Thanks, Stephen King
  8. I declare Santana’s ‘Smooth’ to be the song of the summer! (Said a certain someone six score and seven seasons ago)
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