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Stanley 2 Chainz

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  1. Stanley 2 Chainz

    Blake me up the shelton.

    Now THAT'S a four chair turn.
  2. Topical storm baby.
  3. They will settle for a McRib.
  4. Stanley 2 Chainz

    More like Ass Wednesday.

    Its Thursday.
  5. Alvin from the chipmunks wears that "A" on his shirt because he fucked a minister in the 1640s.
  6. Jerry Maguired in class today.
  7. So fuck what ya heard.
  8. Frothy and from behind a paywall
  9. And dont you dare take a bite of my fruity pebbles!
  10. Stanley 2 Chainz

    Plagiarize me, Captain!

    And fill me with your xenon gas.
  11. I mean, only if you're eating the puke anyways.
  12. The Count's eyebrows, Big Bird's legs, Mr Hooper's hang down.
  13. Dick Van Dyke's dick van bike is a 1970 schwinn stingray painted Van Dyke brown and of course it has the banana seat to accommodate Mr Van Dyke's massive Van Dick
  14. that name again is MC Plow
  15. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE!!!!!!
  16. and the fifth Beatle? Why Lord Licorice, the scourge of Candyland himself
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