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Stanley 2 Chainz

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  1. Stanley 2 Chainz
    the king needs his sweet and sour, mama
  2. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Next you're gonna tell me he's got a red arm.
  3. Stanley 2 Chainz
    eat rocks, peasant
  4. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Song by Cum-nelius Brothers & Jizzter Rose.
  5. Stanley 2 Chainz
    It rhymes, this is what you like.
  6. Stanley 2 Chainz
    That's a bingo!
  7. Stanley 2 Chainz
    the line is spaced 6 feet apart of course, but no amount of social distance can stop a madman like timberlake from disrobing me
  8. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Slowly the austere Japanese executives begin to nod and murmur in agreement.
  9. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Many are my names, weary traveler, but you may call me Hotty Scotty with the Naughty Body.
  10. Stanley 2 Chainz
    5 robe-clad Warner music executives arrange a pentagram of Thanksgiving leftovers on top of a grand piano. "BUBLÉ, BUBLÉ," they chant. He rises.
  11. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Johnny Appleseed was a total pothead.
  12. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Hi! My name is, (what?) My name is (who?) My name is (chicka-chicka) Slender Unscrupulous.
  13. Stanley 2 Chainz
    Call me old fashioned but I'm just a cocktail made from bitters, sugar, whiskey and an orange peel.
  14. Stanley 2 Chainz
    The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump, but you can also do it to Peace Train by Cat Stevens.
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