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Everything posted by Stanley 2 Chainz
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In the words of Fred Flintstone, a little dab'll do ya.
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Speaking of course of hash oil. -
The sky is blue because it's made of water, dumb shit. It's called rain, ever heard of it?
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I rest my case. -
Finally, it looks like my boner is returning to some semblance of normalcy.
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This is about a trombone player -
Three men and a baby? How bout three Mantzoukas and a bazooka.
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Zook me up scotty -
You know what kind of problem.
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Fame boy, acclaim boy, atomic purple Game Boy.
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This was written in 1601 by William Shakespeare. -
I've got ice in my veins, ice on my fingers, crocs on my feet, and a Rubenesque dinger.
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Some phat crocs for my fat cock. -
Let's go on to a game called Scenes from a Hat. This is for Wayne, Colin, Ryan, and a small business owner.
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I'm your host, Aisha Tyler wearing glasses. -
Waltzing Matilda isn't even a waltz. God, Australians are dumb.
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G'day you dumb turds -
My stripper name is Rip Van Pringles, try to guess my signature move.
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is chips -
I went in for some more roger, and walked out with a pierced brosnan.
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i need some gin, i'm going to be firing a gun soon. -
I've got a chip on my shoulder and some dip in my pocket. So looks like dinner is taken care of.
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Didn't mean to end the sentence in a preposition. I mean looks like dinner care of which is taken. -
Jelly's translucent, jam is opaque, but preserves on my toast is what makes my legs shake.
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Sick bars bro -
I'm ten pounds of Albert Brooks in a five pound pair of Finding Nemo boy shorts.
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I've traveled back to the 1970s to issue this dire warning; disco doesn't suck, Lou Reed sucks.
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Lou reed fucking sucks -
I'm no art critic, but George W Bush is getting pretty fucking good at painting.
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And Madeline Albright makes excellent balloon animals. -
Every morning there's a heynong hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post man.
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Hang on, man -
I just planted a joshua tree in my front yard and I can already hear the sound of four men chopping it down.
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Yucca palm my dude -
Neigh
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Mr Potato Head sits in his mansion smoking weed all day. Fully loaded baked potato.
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And all his facial features are completely interchangeable -
Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop with the results of your MRI.
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It's a tumor and you most likely have only weeks to live. -
I'm the catchphrase rapper and I'm here to say, rhyming catchphrases are here for good.
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It doesn't rhyme so that means funny -
I'm an evil robot and I'm here to say beep, bleep, and bloop but in a menacing way.
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It rhymes so that means funny