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Stanley 2 Chainz

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    If you haven't got a ha'penny, then no bailout check for you!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's too late to turn back now. I believe, I believe, I believe I'm drowning in cum.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jabba the hutt had a long green butt. #RestInPower

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All I want for Christoph is Waltz

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Justin Timberlake threatens to "have me naked by the end of this song" as I stand in line at Panda Express, growing more terrified by the second.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sure, Mario Kart is fun, but I'm proposing something new. Mario Fart.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Many are my names, weary traveler, but you may call me Hotty Scotty with the Naughty Body

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    5 robe-clad Warner Music executives arrange a pentagram of Thanksgiving leftovers on top of a grand piano. "BUBLÉ, BUBLÉ," they chant. He rises.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Johnny Appleseed was a total pothead.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Alvin from the chipmunks wears that "A" on his shirt because he fucked a minister in the 1640s.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hi! My name is, (what?) My name is (who?) My name is (chicka-chicka) Slender Unscrupulous.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Call me old fashioned but I'm just a cocktail made from bitters, sugar, whiskey and an orange peel.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump, but you can also do it to Peace Train by Cat Stevens.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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