Just got my second dose today, and by second dose I mean I got another set of Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

[Just got my second dose today, and by second dose I mean I got another set of Yosemite Sam mudflaps.]

Back off, covid!

[Buster Poindexter? I hardly know her poindexter!]

I hardly knew york dolls.

[tisn't heavy, tis my brother]

And maannyy a winding turn

[Podcast, short for popsicle broadcast.]

And I like bomb pops

[Godzilla vs Kong vs my butt floss thong]

Thong is winning 

[It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you it's not that kind of show.]

Playing both sides so I always win

[After months of soul searching I've realized it IS that kind of show.]

So fill me in on all the filthy details.

[More like Toby Quiche.]

Keef

[Pick me up, grease me down, break me in, and bust me out.]

And then just gimme dat good good lovin

[Best tig ol' bitties in the galaxy? That's Biggs ol' titties.]

Now that's a beggars canyon!

[I'd much rather watch an 8 film series based on 7 bestselling books about my hairy plopper, thank you very much.]

that's right

[If you need me, I'll be in Cincinnati doing the sinful nasty]

And next week you can catch me at the Funny Hut in Louisville

[In a few seconds, nano-probes will assimilate me and the Borg will welcome you to Comedy Bang Bang.]

Lower your shields and surrender your ships.

[This episode is sponsored by Cap'n Crunch's Oops All Fiberglass.]

Eat it,  coward 

[I promise this isn't a recycled catchphrase that I heard on a YouTube compilation video entitled"best of PFT on CBB 2019."]

Oops I had my fingers crossed 

[Your honor, the prosecution will prove to the satisfaction of the court that your favorite rapper sucks.]

Your favorite rapper is a fucking lazy writer and soft as a cotton ball.

[I'm young, guns, and full of Emilio Estevez.]

And full of cum.

[The name's FDR and that stands for Fuck Da Rules.]

Now give me a cool cigarette holder 

[Live fast, die fast, leave a fast corpse. Kachow!]

Copyright noted.

[Inchworm, inchworm, measuring the marigolds, get over here and measure my butt crack, please.]

It's like 5 inches or so, but I'm not sure, please just verify for me

[If you don't like calypso, then kiss my Harry Belafonte's.]

tally THIS banana

[Bring back those days when this country would rock out with its Barack out.]

Dont sleep on Barry O!

[A scrub is a guy who eats his pie, but could also go for some custard.]

Always talking about what desert he wants but never goes in halvsies on a sundae.

[Don't be a clinger, just stay Jamie Farr away from me.]

Sorry

[And the Scotty for Best Aukerman in a Leading Role goes to... Jason Mantzoukas.]

This must be some kind of Moonlight situation.